Louis: “Fuck you daddy” Louis mouth hung open. “What did you just say?” He crossed his arms and smiled. “Fuck you” He ran off to his room. I walked in the room. I saw Louis standing there shocked. “What happened?” “Aaron told me fuck you” My mouth hung open. “What did you do to him?” “I told him not to draw on the walls” I sighed and walked upstairs into his room. “Aaron?” He looked up from his pillow, he was crying. I went and sat next to him on his bed. “Why you crying?” “Daddy yelled at me” “Babe you can’t draw on the walls, only bad boys do that” “But my friends do that?” “Well your friends are bad boys you don’t draw on walls then it makes mummy and daddy mad at you, and you need to apologize to Daddy” “Why?” “Because fuck you is a bad word you can’t say that, the mean people will take you from mummy and daddy if you say that” I saw his eyes go wide and he ran out. “Daddy!!!” He jumped into Louis arms. “Yes?” “Im sorry for saying a bad word to you” “Its okay next time don’t say bad words okay?” He nodded his head.
Niall: “Can you say dada?” “Mummy” Niall sighed. “No dada” “Mummy” Niall groaned. Aurora looked at Niall’s face and giggled. “Come on baby girl say dada” “Mummy” He groaned and got up. She went crawling after Niall. He went and made her a bottle. “Can you say baba?” “Mummy” He dropped the milk and it splattered everywhere. “Shit” He yelled. “Shit” Aurora repeated. Niall’s eyes went huge. “No no no baby girl don’t say that” “Shit” She clapped. “Shit” *Later that night* I walked in the door. Aurora came crawling towards me. I picked her up. “Hi baby girl was daddy a good babysitter?” “Shit” She clapped and giggled. My eyes went huge and I gave Niall the death glare. I turned back towards Aurora. “Who told you that baby?” She pointed to Niall. “Dada” Niall looked at her with a “really?” look. “Aw come on”
Liam: “Andy no don’t touch that. (Y/N) can you help me?” “It’s your turn” I flipped the magazine page. I heard a crash and Liam yelled. “Andy!! Go sit in the corner” “No daddy you’re a bitch” He came and sat next to me on the couch. Hiding his face in my side. “Andy you need to go stand in the corner” “I don’t want to mummy” “But you have to you were a bad boy and bad boys need to stand in the corner” His eyes started watering. “Andy!” I said sternly. He got up and walked to the corner of the room. I heard him sobbing. Liam came down. He came and sat next to me. “He called me a bitch” I tried to hold back by laughter. “It’s not funny (Y/N) he doesn’t need to be saying bad words” “Your right. Andy come here” He came and sat in my lap. “You need to apologize to daddy you can’t say that word” He looked over at Liam. “Sorry daddy” Liam opened his arms for Andy. Andy went and crawled into Liam’s lap hugging him. “You can’t say that word Andy it’s a bad word okay?” He nodded his head and wrapped his small arms around Liam’s neck. “Im sorry Daddy” He kissed his cheek. “It’s okay
Harry: “(Y/N) help me Darcy won’t listen” “Harry you decided to give her candy after I told you not she would be like this” He laid next to me on the bed. “Please?” He gave me the puppy dog face. “Not falling for it your idea you get to handle her” He groaned and got up. “Love you babe” “Yeah whatever” He walked out. Darcy came out from in the closet. “Darc daddy’s looking for you” She put her finger over her mouth. “No he’s a cunt I don’t wanna see him” My mouth hung open. “What did you say?” “He’s a cunt” I got up and picked her up. I brought her downstairs. “Harry!” He turned. “Darcy why don’t you tell Daddy what you called him?” She hid her face in my neck and shook her head. “She called you a cunt” Harry’s eyes went huge. He grabbed Darcy. “Where’d you here that Darc?” “Uncle Niall” “Im gonna have a talk with Uncle Niall you can’t say those things okay that’s a very bad word” She nodded her head. “Im sorry” “Its okay don’t listen to Uncle Niall okay he’s a very bad boy” She nodded her head.
Zayn: “Look daddy I can swim” Zayn looked over at Haven. “Good job babe” He walked over to the side of the pool. He gave Haven a high five. “Daddy why can’t you swim?” “Daddy never learned how to swim” She pouted. “Why didn’t your mummy every teach you?” “I was scared” “Well don’t be such a wimp daddy swim with me” He laughed. “Maybe another time” “Asshole” She said under her breath. Zayn turned. “What did you say?” “Your an asshole Daddy” “Alyssa watch Haven real quick” I told my other daughter. “Okay” I walked inside. “Zayn?” I found him in the bedroom. “Zayn she’s 4 she didn’t mean it” “I know but it hurt that’s all” “Well ill make her apologize but don’t take it personal okay?” He nodded his head. We walked back outside. “Haven come here” She ran over to me and Zayn. She sat in Zayn’s lap on the lawn chair. “Haven you need to apologize to Daddy. You said a bad word and hurt his feelings” She looked at Zayn. “Im sorry Daddy I didn’t know it was a bad word” He hugged her. “Its okay baby but next time don’t say that okay you hurt my feelings” “Im sorry” She kissed him. “I won’t say it again” “Who told you that?” She pointed to Alyssa. “I heard her yesterday she was yelling at her friend and she called her an asshole” “Alyssa get over here now” She came over. “Tell Haven the word you said was a bad one” Her eyes went huge. “She heard my conversation. Haven you cant say that it was a bad word” “But you did?” “Because im a big girl only big girl’s can say it” “But I wanna be just like you” She looked at both me and Zayn. “I pinky promise I won’t say it anymore if you don’t” Alyssa held out her pinky. Haven wrapped hers around it.